We're shocked!
How old is Eric Adams? Hard to say!
Ditch work and instead play the video game where you try to bribe Katie Honan and dodge rats in the basement of City Hall.
It appears Frank Serpico is officially Team Mamdani.
This never doesn't stink about going to a Mets game. Shameful.
The New York Times' Table of Success for Zohran Mamdani is just...people who are around, and his mom?
In too on-the-nose election news: Eric Adams's brand new campaign headquarters has had a vacate order since 2023.
Stew Leonard Jr. saved a PIX11 producer from choking on live TV.
The trains are fucked once again. Good thing you'll soon be paying more for them!
Here's the weather report.
The Crain's 40 Under 40 list contains luminaries like Mike Lawler and Kenny Burgos but is missing....one notable name??
It's going to be a very hot start to the week. Adult Lap Swim is canceled and instead City pools will be open on Monday and Tuesday until 8 p.m.
Adult Lap Swim is canceled on Friday, July 25 so pools can stay open an hour later because of the heat. Plan accordingly!
New York City's first 99 Ranch Market is opening TOMORROW. Plan accordingly.
Andrew Cuomo in the Hamptons: Young voters are pro-Palestinian and anti-Israel, and they don't consider that anti-semitic. This seems to be an increasingly popular position, and was one of the reasons I lost. Anyways, vote for me!
Hmmm, why doesn't the new $350 million Fifth Avenue street redesign include a protected bike lane?
Spotted on the Upper East Side: Andrew Cuomo, making a video with a tiny dog. Surrogates for Eric Adams and Zohran Mamdani are having fun with it.
Shocking: A top advisor to Eric Adams's reelection campaign is a "good friend" of Trump's Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem.
A new poll from Slingshot Strategies shows Zohran Mamdani beating Andrew Cuomo by nine points. Michael Lange breaks down every possible general election scenario and argues that no matter what, Mamdani is the "overwhelming favorite" in November.
Eric Adams: "You don't mock Hanukkah."
Are you a lowly peon who wanted to watch the fireworks from the city's most beautiful public promenade? Get bent says City Hall! That's reserved for the NYPD's friends and family.
Andrew Cuomo's wealthy donors on a general election run? Ehhhhhhhhhhh.
Zohran Mamdani has defeated Andrew Cuomo in the Democratic primary for mayor, 56 percent to 44 percent after ranked-choice votes were distributed.
Hold up. The plan to kill senior housing at Elizabeth Street Garden was rushed and half-baked? No way.
The QOTD is from former Governor David Paterson, on Cuomo: "All of us have a blind spot. His blind spot is that he doesn't really connect particularly well with, just, people."
The public pools open Friday! Just in time for the heat wave... oh wait. (Don't forget to bring a lock.)
It's hot as hell! Need to get cool in a hurry? Check out this map of spray showers across NYC.
A federal judge ordered the federal government to release Mahmoud Khalil on bail, and he was set free on Friday night.
A federal judge ordered the federal government to release Mahmoud Khalil on bail.
Check out the deputy ICE Field Director with insane parrothead energy, denying congressmembers the right to see his Lower Manhattan gulag.
A judge has (for now) stopped Mayor Adams from ripping out the protected bike lane on Bedford Avenue, thanks to a lawsuit filed by Transportation Alternatives and a Williamsburg man and his 12-year-old son: "Protected lanes save lives, and the data proves it. The city and DOT need to act fast—not just to preserve the lane, but to make it even safer."
DoorDash, which gave $1 million to a pro-Cuomo super PAC, also gave $150,000 to a group that is backing Adrienne Adams's mayoral run.
The mayor of New York City is livestreaming, smoking cigars, and talking conspiracy theories.
Mayor Adams is removing a protected bike lane in Williamsburg, and replacing it with an unprotected bike lane and three lanes of traffic.
It's happening: Zohran Mamdani and Brad Lander are cross-endorsing! Stay tuned for our coverage of their joint press conference, which begins at 3 p.m.
A majority of a panel of New Yorkers assembled by the New York Times' editorial board picked Brad Lander as the best overall mayoral candidate, despite some shade applied by the Times itself.
No way the #stayfocused #nodistractions #grind mayor would lie on camera about what time he starts his morning routine, right?
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Nydia!!!
The Ridgewood residents fighting to keep a memorial to Cecilia Gentili up in a community garden told Hell Gate that they've been granted a temporary restraining order against GreenThumb and the Parks Department, which means the memorial altar will remain in place (until their next court date).
Kids: Just open a tab! It's more efficient and makes you feel like a big shot.
A federal judge has prohibited the Trump administration from withholding any money from New York because of congestion pricing until the issue is decided. Sorry, Duffy.
On Friday morning, Eric Adams told reporters that drones that can tell swimmers who may be drowning that help is on the way, are "gonna use my voice, because I have a calming voice."
We have officially escaped from "the Valley of Political Death," because congestion pricing is now sitting at 48 percent approval to 38 percent disapproval in New York City, according to a new poll.
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Jenifer Rajkumar campaign update: "There's a dog in the Rajkumarmobile, ahead of her rally to criminalize negligent handling of dogs."
Former Mayor Bill de Blasio finally agreed to pay the City back $320,000 for dragging an NYPD security detail around with him on his abortive 2020 presidential run.
Oh wow, a room full of literal billionaires raised...$72 million for charity? So brave.
In a speech at the Vatican, Pope Leo XIV called for imprisoned journalists to be released, and spoke about the "precious gift of free speech and the press." Leo also urged the press to "never give in to mediocrity." We're trying our best!
The feds have arrested Newark Mayor Ras Baraka outside an ICE detention center.
A federal judge has ordered Trump's DOJ to release a tranche of documents related to Eric Adams's corruption case by 5 p.m. today. Also: Adams is meeting with President Trump at 3 p.m. Coincidence?
In Randy Mastro's New York City, there will be no Pride concerts at Central Park if you support Palestine.
Columbia graduate student Mohsen Mahdawi, who was kidnapped by ICE during the final stages of his citizenship interview, has been freed on a federal judge's order.
Inarguably iconic grifter George Santos has been sentenced to more than seven years in federal prison. Was it all worth it?
Inarguably iconic grifter George Santos has been sentenced to seven years in federal prison. Was it all worth it?
Stop us if you've heard this one before: Two "retired and unfiltered" NYPD officers and the socialist mayoral candidate walk into a podcast studio...
Yep: Bill de Blasio still has the worst political instincts.
It wasn't just his housing plan: Andrew Cuomo used ChatGPT on his other policy proposals.
Governor Hochul on why she’s holding the budget hostage to sweeping criminal justice reform rollbacks: “These are things that I have to put in my budget because they were not going to happen in the normal course of events.”
Eric Adams: "We have Republicans, Democrats, independents, right-to-lifers. That is the greatness of the city."
Eric Adams was thiiiiis close to having a normal press conference. And yet!
"At one point, [Cuomo] said, he wrote down his sins on a piece of paper and tossed it into the waters off the Hamptons, where he was staying with his sister."
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Columbia University rolled over and showed the Trump administration its belly.
Andrew Cuomo told the 504 Democratic Club, "I don't need a title. I don't need any of this stuff. Matter of fact, 'governor' versus 'mayor,' I think 'governor's' a better title. But anyway, I want to make a difference." (He didn't get the endorsement.)
Mayor Adams at a town hall in the Rockaways: "There's a real history for me. I had a shorty that lived out here...Love is blind...Taking that long, long A train."
Not a single one of the 3,500 New Yorkers caught up in the Adams administration's homeless sweeps from January to September last year were placed in supportive or permanent housing.
Former Governor Andrew Cuomo's mayoral treasurer is a Long Island Republican who worked on an anti-trans campaign.
Former Governor Andrew Cuomo refused to answer questions about ICE arresting Mahmoud Khalil. Mayor Eric Adams said, nonsensically, "If he has a gun he needs to go."
Former Governor Andrew Cuomo refused to answer questions about ICE arresting Mahmoud Khalil.
After we reported that PBS had removed LGBTQ teaching resources from its website in response to President Trump's executive orders, NYC Public Schools decided to host them.
New Haven, Connecticut, has been visited by a baby seal. Where is our baby seal?
Ordered to drop the charges against Eric Adams, the federal prosecutor for Manhattan quit Thursday.
Congestion pricing helps yellow cabs. Remember those?
Nothing to worry about, we’re just shutting down the city’s poultry markets after several of them were found to be incubating bird flu.
Earl 'The Pearl' vs. 'The Ghost' is the historic billiards match we've all been waiting for.
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Sometimes your tummy hurts so much you just gotta stay home for a few days with your friends (chief financial backers).
It's totally legitimate to hold back any and all criticism of the person you're desperately seeking a pardon from.
Congestion pricing has made converts of us all (even diner owners).
The Foodgod himself has entered the Hell Gate congestion pricing chat.
"This is what it's all about right here: mommy and the country," Mayor Eric Adams told NYPD cadets at a graduation ceremony at MSG, as he held an American flag and embraced the mother of a cadet.
Congestion pricing is live. Will it increase the cost of your Manhattan meal? We crunched some numbers.
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Watch Governor Hochul and a New York Post reporter argue over who hates congestion pricing more.
The Speaker of the State Assembly is wearing a Boston Celtics T-shirt.
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Sorry, Associated Press, home runs are in fact, "dingers."
Very important update: The Bed-Stuy Aquarium will be back soon.
Hey look, we're "swashbuckling."
Eric Adams has been indicted for crimes against baseball.
It happened: Eric Adams indicted. There has never been a better time to brush up on his circle of associates at the Table of Success.
New York City is the most congested city on the planet, and NYC drivers spend more than 100 hours every year stuck in traffic. Read more in this State Senate report.
Columbia University now has literal Pinkertons on campus? Yes, the university confirmed to Hell Gate, they’re there “to add capacity to our public safety team.” But rest easy, they’re not armed and they’re not there “in any investigative capacity.” Ah, ok.
The beautiful jersey-barrier-protected bike lane through the 1st Avenue tunnel is not quite done yet, it kind of just ends midway through the tunnel, so like, be careful!
If you're a close associate of Eric Adams, today might be a great day to make sure you have solid legal counsel.
If you're a high-ranking government official just trying to get some delicious "Nanjing-style salted ducks" sent to your beloved parents, the Feds Watching.
Do YOU have audio of Eric Adams talking about his ability to "sexualize and stay focused"? We'd love to hear it!
To truly understand Bryant Park, you must wrestle with its large frog (which has an eagle coming out of its rear end).
Street Leather is NYC's hottest new zine (about rats).
"Switzerland was known not only for its neutrality but its equity." — Mayor Adams at a flag-raising for Switzerland on Thursday.
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How a reactionary Brooklyn councilmember became a crime fighter biter.
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